Friday, November 17, 2006

You Know You're Getting Old If...

 You remember the Saturday night line-up from 9-11pm on television as The Love Boat followed by Fantasy Island

 You thought it was “bad” to have an 8-track player that let you fast forward and rewind

 You were afraid of the Sleestaks on Land of the Lost

 In your 5th grade picture you’re wearing an Izod shirt with the collar up

 The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories

 You rode in the back of the station wagon facing the cards behind you

 You watched HR Puffenstuff as a child

 The phrase, “Where’s the beef?” still doubles you over with laughter

 You ever wanted to be “gagged with a spoon

 You owned a Jordache pocket book or thought Jordache jeans were cool

 You remember the phrase, “Hey, let’s be careful out there

 You know who shot JR

 You ever learned to play “Stairway to Heaven” on the guitar

 You were unsure if Diet Coke would ever catch on…after all, look at Tab

 You ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut

 You owned a pair of rainbow suspenders like Mork used to wear

 You remember when the only movie ratings were G, PG and R

 You learned to swim about the same horrifying time that JAWS came out

 You ever tried to hit on a jukebox twice while saying, “Heeey!!”

 You remember rotary phones

 There was nothing strange about Bert N Ernie Living together

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