Church Staff Job Descriptions

How well do you know what our staff is responsible for here at E-Free? Let me specify our job descriptions so you can more easily identify them and pray for them:

Lead Pastor: Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. More powerful than a locomotive. Faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives counsel to God.

Associate Pastor: Able to leap sort buildings in a single bound. As powerful as a switch engine. Just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water when the sea is calm. Talks with God.

Worship Director: Leaps short buildings with a running start. Almost as powerful as a switch engine. Faster than a speeding BB. Is occasionally addressed by God.

Youth Pastor: Runs into small buildings. Recognizes locomotive two out of three times. Uses a squirt gun. Knows how to use a water fountain. Mumbles to himself.

Church Secretary: Lifts building to walk under them. Kicks locomotives off the track. Catches speeding bullets in her teeth. Freezes water with a single glance. When God speaks, she says, “May I ask who is calling?”

Well, maybe the job descriptions are a little different than that, but the individuals who make up out staff here at E-Free are amazing people and really do a fantastic job. The best part about my job is that I get to do ministry with the staff here at E-Free day in and day out. So thanks, team, for all you do here at E-Free! I really do appreciate you!